August 2, 2011

  • The Perfect Girlfriend

    Xanga is like the perfect girlfriend.

    She doesn't get angry when I don't talk to her for long periods of time.

    She patiently waits for me to come back, because she knows I really do love her. <3

    She listens to all the emo crap I have to say, and she doesn't complain about how frickin' emotional I get sometimes. 

    I've even broken up with her multiple times only to come running back. 

    Sure, the xanga names may have changed over the past nine years, but she is still the same.

    Kamadaki, HiroBoi, SoySauceGod, and now Tetsunosuke. 

    Different names, yet all the same.

    Xanga has always been there for me. 

    Xanga, I love you.

     

    If you were a girl and not a website, I'd totally go steady with you.